Halloweenie SwaG!

AAHHIIEEEEE!!!!!

Halloween SwaG! this Wednesday! 9 p.m. WIDR 89.1 FM, Kalamazoo. Hear Bat Guano become an inhuman monster! Well... even more so! Because it will be HALLOWEEN!!! oooooOOOOOOOEEEEEIIIAAAAEY!!!!!!

Zombie Attack Readyness

Is Lansing ready for zombie attack? Really?

"We have been doing mock disasters and cross training for several years," said Lansing Police Lt. Bruce Ferguson.

"People can feel confident, if zombies start invading, we'll know how to close the streets. We can get chainsaws too.

"If a swarm comes in on I-496 westbound, we'll block off the exits so they miss the city."

Fools! Zombies swarm on foot, they zero-in on the sound and smell of living humans, they're not going to stick with the highway. "Brains! Urg, exit closed, go to Flint instead..." Fuck -- they'll likely be coming from Flint!

I Like Watching Things On Screens

As our culture moves away from one of language to one of images, I find myself posting fewer and fewer words.

So, anyway. WTF?!? LOL!

So here is the latest SwaG!TV! playlist. It's cool, creepy, ooky and spooky. It says everything I cannot. Enjoy.

Again with the DEVO.

The last, I think, DEVO video. Rarely seen since the estate of a dead rock musician did not want it sold via DVD. I bet the dead rock musician would've dug it.