Spam

I love the spam with the cryptic messages that seem to be written by those for whom English is a new and novel thing.

Many bartenders like driving every other day..
5.
Doesn't Kate's granddaughter miss shaving for a few months?.
The politicians dislike playing all day long..
AUDIENCE: Yes..
The gardners regret skiing well..
Betty Sue wasn't enjoying working..
I missed shouting carefully..

Goodbye,
Lazaro Scofield