I Was So Wrong

This is why when I wear my special hat I seem to behave in an erratic, even self-destructive, fashion. The radio waves (probably coming from their Frankenstein radio device) that They keep beaming at me aren't blocked, THEY'RE AMPLIFIED! THEY ARE MAKING ME INTO THEIR MALFUNCTIONING ROBOT PET! ALL BECAUSE I'M AN ENEMY OF THE BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI WHO RULE THE DARK HEART OF THE EARTH... OH. MY. GOD. I better take it off.