Ron Hellard Wrote "Please Don't Go Topless, Mother"

This just goes to show you, if you write a bunch of okay, sorta successful mainstream country songs, and one kinda fucked-up joke song, it is the latter that will follow you to your grave.

I've read that the writer of this "song" must be a hick, and a lousy writer. That bothers me. as I said, it took ten minutes out of my life and it was a JOKE.

Actually, it's pretty clear it is supposed to be a joke, and it's a pretty weirdly amusing and trashy one. We'll have to remember to play it on SwaG! tonight.