Best News Quote Ever

This is probably all over the web by now, but here it is anyway:

"I said 'Gosh this ice cream is good.' Then I said, 'Gosh, there's something hard in my ice cream.... I proceeded to put the object in my mouth. Got all the ice cream off of it, spit it in my hand, said 'God, this ain't no nut!'  So I proceeded in here to the kitchen, rinsed it off with water, and realized it was a human finger, and I just started screaming," he said.