World-O-Morons

I got the Pop-O-Pies Pop-O-Anthology because I needed to make sure I heard this song every day. Consider it the Bat Guano theme.

World-O-Morons
Joe Pop-O-Pie

Don't you know
that it's complicated.
And you're uptight, bummed out,
highly over-rated.

Don't you know
that your mind is broken.
And we think you're kinda groovy
and we think you're outspoken.

And you know
it's a cryin' shame,
why them Coca-Cola girls
ain't got no brains.

I'd like to love ya
'cause you love so deep.
I'm so excited
I could fall asleep.

Don't you know that this world is full of Morons, Morons.
I won't be happy till I find some cash to score on, to score on.

And don't ya know that your life is dull and borin', yeah it's borin'.
And if they called me I would probably just ignore 'em, ignore 'em.

And you know
that you'd like to taste it.
But you're feelin' kinda broke
and you can't afford to waste it.

You're so numb
that I can't believe it.
When it comes to ya baby,
I can take it or leave it.

I used to scream
and I used to shout.
I used to even know
what I was talkin' about.

I couldn't find
somethin' better to do,
so I
guess it's no big problem.

...OK let's go!

(bitchin' guitar solo)

You say you like it
but it's just baloney.
Man, I never met someone
so stupid and phony.

You say you'll do it
but it's soundin' shakey.
And we think you're kinda flakey.
And we think you're kinda flakey.

And you know
it's a cryin' shame,
why them Coca-Cola girls
ain't got no brains.
I'd like to love ya
but you're so darn lame.
And ain't it funny how ya
all look the same.

Don't you know that this world is full of morons, morons.
I won't be happy till I find some cash to score on, to score on.

And don't ya know that this life is dull and borin', yeah it's borin'.
And if they called me I would probably just ignore 'em, ignore 'em.