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9/03/2005

Goddamn

From here:
Say 9/11 changed everything now, motherfuckers. Ooops, 9/11, 9/11. 9/11. Doesn't work anymore? Gee, maybe the sea of alligator MRE's once known as the citizens of New Orleans has something to do with that. Now you can shut the fuck up about 9/11. Bush just proved what would happen with another 9/11. Dead Americans as far as the nose can smell.

3 Comments:

At 10:59 AM, Blogger SwaG! said...

adipex is spam, adipex.

 
At 12:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. President. Sorry to interrupt your vaction, but uh a helicopter flight isn't going to do it. When is this guy going to get it together. I know this sort of thing would not happen (Natural disasters yes, extended vacations no) if Bat Guano were President. The first major differece, would be that he would have been elected in the first term. The next is that he would not be vacationing, while people were starving, and needing medical attention. I'm pretty sure radio would be good again. I think it was at one time, but that was before I was born. If WIDR doesn't do it who will?

 
At 12:52 PM, Blogger SwaG! said...

If Bat Guano were President he would've immediately handed the job over to someone who'd be better suited, but only as long as Guano could become DJ In Chief and head of the FCC, which would then work on breaking up commercial radio monopolies of the public airwaves, and allowing the public to use the language (fuck, etc.) suited to their idiosyncratic dialects.

 

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