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8/03/2005

Case Closed

Our President, George W. Bush, is an idiot.

From the linked story:

Bush wants public schools to teach "intelligent design," also known as creationism lite.

He said he gave no "litmus test" to Roberts before nominating him to the Supreme Court.

Said about baseball player after player tested positive for steroids, "He's the kind of person that's going to stand up in front of the klieg lights and say he didn't use steroids, and I believe him. Still do."

And about Karl Rove, "Karl's got my complete confidence. He's a valuable member of my team," Bush said. "Why don't you wait and see what the true facts are?"

True facts just don't matter to this fool.

3 Comments:

At 2:17 PM, Blogger mrdantefontana said...

Sometimes I try to feel sorry for you guys. But sometimes I'm just jealous. That guy is funny!!!
At least from where I'm sitting...
;-)

 
At 2:46 PM, Blogger SwaG! said...

mrdantefontana and the rest of Europe: Please. Your laughter hurts us. We hope you will be more sympathetic when US refugees start streaming into your cozy countries ten years from now, starving and pleading in our quaint native tongue, "Y'all speak American here? AH-MER-I-CAN? Sprechen ze Big-a, Mac-a?"

 
At 6:52 AM, Blogger mrdantefontana said...

You know that a Bic Mac is pretty expensive here in Sweden (can't speak for the rest of Europe). I think a Biggie goes for about 4 times the prize you pay.
So don't expect any luxury. You have to work really hard to live a fashionable big-mac-life in Sweden I tell you. It'll make you long for Dubya and his "true facts"!
;-)

 

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