Zingers by Lynde

Peter Marshall:  In the movies, Frankenstein's monster was always big and ugly.  And he had lots of scars.  What was his biggest fear? 

Paul Lynde:  That the girls would be turned off by his big nuts!

In honor of what would've been Paul Lynde's 78th birthday yesterday, here are some words of wisdom from the center square.

Peter Marshall: In what state was Abraham Lincoln born? 

Paul Lynde: In what state?  Well, like all of us, naked and screaming!

Peter Marshall: Paul, why are forest rangers in remote locations ordering goats as standard equipment?

Paul Lynde: Because the sheep are wising up?