Bush Is...

... the agent of an extraterrestrial race, sent to Earth to soften us up for invasion.

Do you have a better explanation for this?

From 2002 until this year, NASA’s mission statement, prominently featured in its budget and planning documents, read: “To understand and protect our home planet; to explore the universe and search for life; to inspire the next generation of explorers ... as only NASA can.”

In early February, the statement was quietly altered, with the phrase “to understand and protect our home planet” deleted....