Our President, George W. Bush, Takes a Firm Stance to Solve Our National Emergency: Ban Gay Weddings

War, death, destruction, global environmental crisis, rising gas prices, rising deficit and, the biggest emergency for Bush, falling presidential polls that show we'd rather have the Zombie Corpse of Nixon as President -- Bush is going to take his first step in correcting this by pushing for a constitutional amendment to keep gays from getting married.

Even the dumb-fuck Phelpsians have got to know that Bush and the Republicans are just desperately jerking chains and pushing buttons.