The Good News!

The Good News is, if you're a Christian, you're going to be Called Up for the Second coming, so you can tell the world to go fuck itself!

This goes for the environment, it goes for the economy, and it goes for war -- all the problems are just signs of the Apocalypse and really aren't worth expending energy to fix or even deal with. Why bother, if you're going to be Saved and all others will be Left Behind?