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12/08/2005

Generosity, Peace, and Love

That's all that Bill O'Reilly wants, for us all to celebrate "generosity, peace, and love together" at least once a year, Dec. 25. And that's why, "I am not going to let oppressive, totalitarian, anti-Christian forces in this country diminish and denigrate the holiday and the celebration. I am not going to let it happen. I'm gonna use all the power that I have on radio and television to bring horror into the world of people who are trying to do that. And we have succeeded. You know we've succeeded. They are on the run in corporations, in the media, everywhere. They are on the run, because I will put their face and their name on television, and I will talk about them on the radio if they do it. There is no reason on this earth that all of us cannot celebrate a public holiday devoted to generosity, peace, and love together. There is no reason on the earth that we can't do that. So we are going to do it. And anyone who tries to stop us from doing it is gonna face me."

Bill O'Reilly's fucking nuts.

7 Comments:

At 5:57 PM, Blogger Myron said...

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At 7:16 PM, Blogger SwaG! said...

You know, there's a lot of assholes on the web that write just about anything as long as they stay reasonably annonymous.

And then there's assholes who use these assholes as representations of huge groups of vaguely connected people.

So, please, don't be an asshole.

 
At 10:21 PM, Blogger rusty shakelford said...

"Bill O'Reilly's fucking nuts."

You know when you end a world with 's is denotes ownership. Why are you writing about O'Reilly's testicles.

I imagine you are the type of person who has a hard time with thought construction.

 
At 11:13 PM, Blogger SwaG! said...

That's (that is) a contraction, you pinhead.

 
At 3:06 PM, Blogger rusty shakelford said...

I suggest you google :
"Forming possessives of nouns"

Example:
Bat Guano's BraiN
Bat Guano's SwaG!
Bill O'Reilly's fucking nuts. (that still makes me laugh)
Bat Guano's opinions make as much sense as his grammar.



Go back to middle school, pinhead.

 
At 4:17 PM, Blogger SwaG! said...

I'd suggest that if you prefer the Queen's English, that you move back to England, you monarchist pinko meathead.

 
At 4:21 PM, Blogger SwaG! said...

But then... I wonder.

Obviously, I'm using casual American English here. And in the context, the meaning of "Bill O'Reilly's fucking nuts" should be obvious. But you insist on seeing that as "Bill O'Reilly's fucking testicles," which makes me assume you have right-wing blowhard's testicles on your mind.

And so you're right, that is pretty funny.

 

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