"Crotchety old Mr. Gruff, the Atheist goat who turns to coffee for solace instead of God"

I'm just having fun at my new fave site! (warning: unexpected animal noises, cute Christian slams at other religions)

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

Update: Likely to be an anti-Christian, anti-God, anti-Life hoax by theses heathens.