As a DJ, Can I Get a Gig as a Rock 'n' Roller?

Ko Melina, who you saw thrashin' around with the Dirtbombs at the Kraftbrau last month, is going to be a DJ on the Underground Garage Channel on Sirius Satellite Radio.

Look at all those great disk jockeys, well known for being radio personalities and for their taste in music selections: Joan Jett, Handsome Dick Manitoba, Kim Fowley and former Rolling Stones manager Andrew Loog Oldham. All lead by Little Steven.

Wait... aren't these all music people? They may be fine DJs, but let me sing with the Blackhearts and see how long they'd keep me on stage...

I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL, PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX, BABY...